more metal than the left side of the periodic table
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
He’s tripping on acid.
I tried to scroll past…
quick someone we need to neutralise it DROP THE BASE
*browses own blog* amazing
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
*WAITS PATIENTLY FOR SOMEONE TO FIND THIS POST OFFENSIVE AND “POLITICALLY INCORRECT”*
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY CRAP
My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW