A Dash of This, A Dash of That

Descartes walks into a bar.

Bartender asks, “Can I get you something to drink?”

Descartes says, “I think not!” and disappears.

pajamaswag:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwell kill you in your sleep on christmas

pajamaswag:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
well kill you in your sleep on christmas

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

Don’t eat

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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pajamaswag:

savethekirbys I know you havent seen my tongue in a selfie on here in forever so just for you

Oh yeah, I love you too, Bromo Watson.

Im torturing you for being Canadian now.

[Hell yeah Bosstown. I will delete this as soon as kirby sees it]

Reblogging because reasons

clickholeofficial:


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pajamaswag:

pajamaswag:

JAGFam AZ appreciation post, ti-signed everything. Respect Nate Purcell, peasants!

You guys reblog teenagers smoking acrylics but this got 3 notes. 

These pictures lack something I just came up with and call The Three T’s: tits, tats, and teens.

While all three T’s are not necessary for the sheep to flock to their reblog buttons, lacking all three will guarantee your post is DOA.

pajamaswag:

Gpoy yo

Gpoy as well

pajamaswag:

Gpoy yo

Gpoy as well