Descartes walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “Can I get you something to drink?”
Descartes says, “I think not!” and disappears.
well kill you in your sleep on christmas
how do you get a nice body without moving
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
savethekirbys I know you havent seen my tongue in a selfie on here in forever so just for you
Oh yeah, I love you too, Bromo Watson.Im torturing you for being Canadian now.
[Hell yeah Bosstown. I will delete this as soon as kirby sees it]
Reblogging because reasons
JAGFam AZ appreciation post, ti-signed everything. Respect Nate Purcell, peasants!
You guys reblog teenagers smoking acrylics but this got 3 notes.
These pictures lack something I just came up with and call The Three T’s: tits, tats, and teens.
While all three T’s are not necessary for the sheep to flock to their reblog buttons, lacking all three will guarantee your post is DOA.
Gpoy as well