A Dash of This, A Dash of That

slavicinferno:

The producers of ‘Breaking Bad’ better be prepared for Lindsay Lohan to beg for a guest spot, because Bryan Cranston told Howard Stern today that he actually learned how to make high quality meth while preparing for his role.

“We were taught how to make meth (by) DEA chemists who were…

Yes

LOL

LOL

That’s right. Daddy did that.

This…
is NOT meth.

This…

is NOT meth.

“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!”

“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

This gif set is amazing.

omfg walt and the funyons.

omfg walt and the funyons.

ASU, BITCH!

ASU, BITCH!